Fresh Curdz

Fresh Curdz Rating Categories and Scale

Taste:    1 = Meh   –>   5 = Muy Delicioso
Color:    White  <or>  Orange  <or>  Other
Squeakiness:   1 = Crickets   –>   5 = Need Earplugs
Shape:    1 = Artificially perfect   –>   5 = Curdy is Purdy
Value:    1 = Overrated   –>   5 = Worth their Weight in Gold