Fried Curdz

Fried Curdz Rating Categories and Scale

Taste:    1 = Meh   –>   5 = Muy Delicioso
Color:    White  <or>  Orange  <or>  Other
Greaziness:   1 = Greazorama   –>   5 = Just the Right Amount of Glisten
Batter:   1 = All Bread, No Chz  –>   5 = Excellent Chz Ratio
Condiment:    Name it
Value:    1 = Overrated   –>   5 = Worth their Weight in Gold